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Crumpler Brazillion Dollar Home |
| This ain't no skinny mansion with no hair on its chest, sarn. This here Brazillian Dollar Home, it's one big mother trucker trailer trash town trippin ten tonne tower of terror. Get yourself one a deeze here Brazillians, it won't hurtcha at all! | |
| Price: $399.00 | |
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Crumpler Sinking Barge |
| The Sinking Barge: No, that's not water you can hear coming through the hull, no, no, that's applause, coming from the crowd on shore. No, they're not panicking, they are waving at my magnificent barge. Sail on, you beautiful thing | |
| Price: $239.00 | |
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Crumpler Customary Barge |
| This hayer is yar custamerry bardge. It’s grayte fur toynen up all karnds a jarnk you mart farnd on the bartem of the reever. Whartder yoo main let's nart seal too close to that there reever bank? Don't aye know yoo frahm sarmwhere? | |
| Price: $269.00 | |
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Crumpler Keystone |
| This is the special stone. The one you can wish on and all your dreams come true. Except that one you had about your Uncle Auntie Fester's love-in with the plastic cake decorations. | |
| Price: $299.00 | |
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Crumpler Whickey and Cox |
| Come on down to the Whickey and Cox, we got all kinds of burs, winos and spurts, you can drunk till you drink you’re not drunkin. But don’t drive and trunk or we’ll call the elephant and barrow squad. | |
| Price: $349.00 | |
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